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#07
3 min read
geklaut von: Rocktuete
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( www.urbandictionary.com/ ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Bettina.
definition:
slutty mic slut slut
loved by all....
ahahaha
your being such a bettina. why did you have to sleep with him. ahahaha
2.) Your age?
19.
definition:
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3.) One of your friends?
Marissa.
definition:
Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
4.) What should you be doing?
learning
definition:
To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.
karate kid learns how to fight, the master teaches
5.) Favorite color?
pink
definition:
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink
6.) Birthplace?
Vienna
definition:
is the capital of Austria. One of the Top 10 largest cities in Europe.
I was born in Vienna.
7.) Month of your birth?
July
definition:
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8.) Last person you talked to?
my boyfriend
definition:
a great guy who make you feel good bout urself... a protector, and ur best friend
keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!
9.) One of your nicknames?
Betz
definition:
Betz- adj An extremely scared and random muthafucker.Anyone scared to do shit or say shit.
Kevin man up, you're such a fuckin Betz
Tagging:
.. der der will
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( www.urbandictionary.com/ ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Bettina.
definition:
slutty mic slut slut
loved by all....
ahahaha
your being such a bettina. why did you have to sleep with him. ahahaha
2.) Your age?
19.
definition:
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3.) One of your friends?
Marissa.
definition:
Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.
“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."
4.) What should you be doing?
learning
definition:
To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.
karate kid learns how to fight, the master teaches
5.) Favorite color?
pink
definition:
slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink
6.) Birthplace?
Vienna
definition:
is the capital of Austria. One of the Top 10 largest cities in Europe.
I was born in Vienna.
7.) Month of your birth?
July
definition:
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July
8.) Last person you talked to?
my boyfriend
definition:
a great guy who make you feel good bout urself... a protector, and ur best friend
keep ur hands off my boyfriend, bitch! he's mine!
9.) One of your nicknames?
Betz
definition:
Betz- adj An extremely scared and random muthafucker.Anyone scared to do shit or say shit.
Kevin man up, you're such a fuckin Betz
Tagging:
.. der der will
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#06
2 min read
1. Post all the rules.
2. When tagged, you must write eight things about yourself.
3. You must post these eight things in your journal.
4. You must then tag eight other friends/people.
5. Finally, leave a message on each of their pages letting them know they've been tagged.
1. Ich habe einen derzeitigen Notendurchschnitt von 1,87
2. Ich hab schon einmal jemanden Blut abgenommen
3. Ich habe ein Muttermal am rechten Fuß
4. In meinem zukünftigen Beruf verdient man 1900€ brutto im ersten Jahr.
5. Ich wär heute fast wieder in der Vorlesung eingeschlafen.
6. Ich würd gerne einmal heiraten.
7. Ich packe immer viel zu viel Sachen in meinen Rucksack, damit ich sie bei mir habe, wenn ich sie brauchen sollte.
8. Ich hasse Personen, die während der Vorlesung dem Professor zunicken, nicht aufhören können zu quatschen und nach der VO auch noch zum Professor gehen, um sich einzuschleimen.
Tagging..
hab zu wenig freunde.. xD
2. When tagged, you must write eight things about yourself.
3. You must post these eight things in your journal.
4. You must then tag eight other friends/people.
5. Finally, leave a message on each of their pages letting them know they've been tagged.
1. Ich habe einen derzeitigen Notendurchschnitt von 1,87
2. Ich hab schon einmal jemanden Blut abgenommen
3. Ich habe ein Muttermal am rechten Fuß
4. In meinem zukünftigen Beruf verdient man 1900€ brutto im ersten Jahr.
5. Ich wär heute fast wieder in der Vorlesung eingeschlafen.
6. Ich würd gerne einmal heiraten.
7. Ich packe immer viel zu viel Sachen in meinen Rucksack, damit ich sie bei mir habe, wenn ich sie brauchen sollte.
8. Ich hasse Personen, die während der Vorlesung dem Professor zunicken, nicht aufhören können zu quatschen und nach der VO auch noch zum Professor gehen, um sich einzuschleimen.
Tagging..
hab zu wenig freunde.. xD
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#05
1 min read
So. Ich schreib mal was Neues, damit das alte mal wegkommt.
Ein frohes neues Jahr und so. ;O
Weiß sonst nicht, was ich schreiben soll. ;_;
Demiosergon =
liep dich. <3
Ein frohes neues Jahr und so. ;O
Weiß sonst nicht, was ich schreiben soll. ;_;
Demiosergon =
liep dich. <3
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